WE'RE OBSESSED
WITH YOUR RESULTS.
A Tampa-based team of healthcare marketing specialists. We don't do fluff. We don't do excuses. We do results—or we don't charge.
Work With Us150K+
Patients Acquired
847%
Average ROAS
$20M+
Revenue Generated
500+
Active Practices
THE SHORT VERSION
We started Profit Zombies because we were tired of seeing healthcare practices get burned by agencies that overpromise and underdeliver.
Too many marketing companies take your money, show you pretty reports full of impressions and clicks, and then shrug when you ask why your phone isn't ringing.
We do things differently. We only work with healthcare practices—medspas, chiropractors, dentists, aesthetic clinics. We know your patients, your competition, and your market.
And we only get paid when we actually fill your schedule.
WHAT WE BELIEVE
RESULTS OBSESSED
We don't celebrate effort—we celebrate outcomes. Every strategy, every campaign, every decision is measured by one thing: did it get you more patients?
MOVE FAST
Healthcare marketing moves fast. We launch campaigns in days, not weeks. We test constantly. We optimize relentlessly. Speed wins.
NO BS TRANSPARENCY
You'll always know exactly where your money goes and what it's producing. No smoke and mirrors. No vanity metrics. Just real numbers.
SKIN IN THE GAME
We win when you win. That's why we offer performance-based pricing on many of our services. If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
TAMPA, FLORIDA
We're headquartered in Tampa, but we work with healthcare practices across the entire United States. Whether you're in Miami, Denver, or Los Angeles—we've got you covered.
Our team works remotely, which means we attract the best talent regardless of geography. And it means we can respond fast, no matter what timezone you're in.
READY TO GROW?
Let's talk about your practice and figure out the best way to fill your schedule.
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