About the team
The team behind the results.
Profit Zombies is a Tampa-based, remote-first team of healthcare marketing specialists. Every guide, campaign, and number on this site comes from this team and the work we do daily across hundreds of medical and wellness practices.
What this team knows
Patient acquisition
Pay-per-lead systems, managed advertising, and booking funnels built specifically for healthcare practices. This is the core of what we do every day.
Paid media
Google Ads and Meta (Facebook and Instagram) campaigns for medical and wellness practices, managed against booked appointments rather than clicks.
Healthcare SEO
Local and organic search for practices: service pages, local rankings, and content that answers what patients actually search for.
Practice verticals
Chiropractic, med spa, dental, orthodontic, aesthetic, regenerative medicine, and medical weight loss marketing, each with its own playbook.
Retention channels
Email nurture, SMS and text campaigns, and social media management that keep acquired patients coming back.
Websites that convert
ADA-compliant practice websites engineered for booking conversions, not just looks.
How this team operates
We publish what we can prove
Every statistic on this site is defined on our methodology page: what it measures, the time window, and the data source. External figures cite named sources. Vendor claims are labeled as vendor claims.
We write our own guides
Every guide on this site is researched and written by this team, drawing on campaign work across hundreds of practices. No outsourced filler content.
We only use real testimonials
Every testimonial on this site is from a real, named client. We do not invent, composite, or paraphrase them.
Remote-first, results-first
The team works remotely, which means we hire the best people regardless of geography, and clients are billed for outcomes, not office space.
Written by this team
Every marketing guide on this site is authored by the Profit Zombies team. Browse them all, or start with our methodology to see how we measure everything we claim.